This is not even funny, but if you go to
www.biblegateway.com
and you're not already confused about your
gender faith, here's a bunch of versions to
accommodate you.
– Hm, let's see, which one will you pick today?
– I'm not sure, I'm confused!
– Well then, why don't we call your priest and ask,
…shall we?
Direct – Clear – Blunt
Gender Versions
Example: NIV (New International Version), NIRV (New International Reader's Version), etc.
AMP, AMPC, BRG, CSB, CSBA, CEB, CJB, CEV, DARBY, DLNT, DRA, ERV, EASY, EHV, ESV, ESVUK, EXB, GNV, GW, GNT, HCSB, ICB, ISV, PHILLIPS, JUB, KJV, AKJV, LSB, LEB, TLB, MSG, MEV, MOUNCE, NOG, NAMBRE, NASB, NASB 1995, NCB, NCV, NET, NIRV, NIV, NIVUK, NKJV, NLV, , NLT, NMB, NRSVA NRSVACE, NRSVCE, VRSVUE, NTFE, OJB, RGT, RSV, RSVCE, WE, WYC, YLT
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"Everything in this strange system is the reverse of what
it pretends to be. It is the reverse of truth, and I become so tired
of examining into its inconsistencies and absurdities, that I hasten
to the conclusion of it, in order to proceed to something better."
~ Thomas Paine ~
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If you believe that I'm picking on someone in particular, I'm not.
The below link will show you what I think of the Swedish Bible.
Same trash, different versions.
So, until Everyone gets a True Bible…
it is what it is.
The Swedish Bible interpretation of the numbers 666 & 616 is one.
My interpretation is also one.
Here's what I think about carbon, anger and stress:
One original version of "666".
Several man–made versions of "666".
So, how do YOU reckon the number?
If you for some freaky reason get the devil in you [anger & stress]
from reading all the above, I'd suggest that you in a very calm and controlled manner go and ask your priest about my interpretation.
Then, using your own discernment,
Compare
and make up your own mind.
You will know in your heart. 👍